MUSIC
#1. Which hand do you use to stir your coffee?
Correct Answer :I use a spoon to stir.
#2. There is a man who has only 3 strands of hair.One at the left , one at the middle, and one at the right. He pampers them alot. One day, He plucked out the middle one. Why ?
Because he wants to open Center-Parting.
#3. A Durian and a papaya drops on your head. Which one pain?
Your head pain
#4. There are 10 eggs in a basket. There are also 10 men. Every man takes an egg. Why is there still one egg in the basket? Every man did take!
The last man took the basket with him. And the egg is still in the basket.
#5. Mum: Son, where do you usually stand in the school?
Son : Usually in the corner.
#6. A black cat met a white cat. What did the black cat said to the white cat?
Cats can't talk, so the answer would be MEOW.
#7. The aeroplane faced a problem. The gas was leaking and finishing! What will drop?
The gas meter
#8. A submarine can hold 4 person. The captain went in, followed by a business man. After that, a fat women went in. The submarine SANK without the 4th passenger. Why?
Submarines are suppose to sink! The 4th person lost his ticket.
LOL. Enjoyed it? That's all for now. In the next post i will put videos! Look forward to it! ;)
Liyin x)