MUSIC
Q: What washes up on very small beaches?
A: Microwaves
Q: What goes through towns, up and over the hills, but doesn't move?
A: The road
Q: How do you make a band stand?
A: Take away their chairs
Q: Why was there thunder and lightning in the science lab?
A: The scientists were brainstorming
Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn't find a date
Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: "Hi Cliff!"
Q: What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey
Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was sitting on the deck
Source: The Newpaper 24 July 2006
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