MUSIC
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS IN SCHOOL, THIS IS PURELY JUST FOR ENTERTAINMENT!
"Andrew! Stop it!"
My computer studies teacher is uanimously the worst and the funniest of all teachers. She is quite "senile" as she should be in her 50's or 60's.
Anyway, during Computer Studies lesson today, we tricked that teacher. As you know, if you click Shift or Alt 5 times, the StickyKeys will be activated. After that, if you click somemore, dee dee dee sounds will come out.
Then, the teacher said, "Who is it doing that? Stand up!" Some of my classmates then shouted, "Andrew, stop it lah!"The teacher then said, "Andrew, stand up!" So what's the trick? The fact is that there is NO Andrew in my class! So no one owns up!
Sulaiman, Hussein, Ramasamy, Mustafa...
My class is all pure Chinese.
One day, our PE teacher was absent, therefore, there was a relief teacher. He is a greenhorn, so my classmates decided to trick him.
The PE Representative told the teacher that he is Sulaiman. Then, slowly, names like Hussein, Ramasamy and Mustafa came out too... And the best part of it is that, the teacher actually believes it by calling them with those weird names!
Touch your elbow, teacher!
During a Physics lesson, one of my classmates pointed to his shoulder and then told the teacher to touch her elbow. The teacher touched her shoulder, instead of her elbow! That was inevitable as this is a natural response!
Nothing!
This trick is very disrespectful... Once, one of my classmates called the teacher, "Miss *****! Miss ******!" The teacher said, "Ya?". What did the classmate say? "Nothing!"Oh my god, that's so rude!!!
Note: The *s does not meant any vulgarities, its just the surname of the teacher. And these jokes are taken from a website, it didn't happen to our school at all (i think..o_O)
Liyin signing off with a 'i love my computer' mood.