MUSIC
Funky Teachers
"Shooting Stars"
One night, two friends, J and E were looking at the million stars in the sky.. It was in a secluded part of Malaysia, so such sights were very rare in Singapore. Our guider, Mrs C came and stood with them. J said, pointing at a constellation, "Eh look! The southern cross!" E exclaimed, "Look, orion's belt!" Then they saw a bright something moving across the sky. "Eh, look! Shooting star!" Mrs C exclaimed. J and E looked up. "Mrs C, it's an aeroplane..."
Snoring Idol
The five of us, HC, Odd, J, Angel and I decided to stay up on thelast night of camp to 'judge' the "Snoring Idol". The night before, we were all kept awake listening to someone's wild boar like snore. So we stayed up late, playing dai di and cheat... silently. At about 11, the snore started. We went to check.. It came from our captain, Mrs T!!!!
She won the title Hands-Down. We continued to play cards after that. Suddenly we heard someone getting out of her bed and walking out, Mrs G came out, looking ghost-like. She was going to the toilet, ALONE... As she passed us, she said, "If she (Mrs T) don't stop snoring right now, I'll personally drag her outside, let her sleep with the wild boar." Then she went out.
We heard a shriek a while later and Mrs G ran towards us, her face, PALE. (Thank God, no one woke up.. Slept like logs this people) "What happened," I asked. She pointed outside, still in shock. "Wild boar, outside.." she managed to cough out.
"Aunty need help?"
We had to climb a 512 m mountain, Gunung Panti (pronounced, Paan-tee) on our second day. There was a part where we had difficulties climbing. Sticky in front of me was signalling to LK, behind me to ask the two guiders whether they needed any help. LK turned to Mrs C and asked.. "Aunty need help?" My jaw dropped. Sticky slapped her forehead.
Imagine calling our Mathematics-genius teacher, AUNTY...
To our surprise, Mrs C gave him the dirtiest look she could manage and said, very cynically, "Yes, aunty need help.." Behind her, Mrs G started laughing her head off.
A 90-year-old Man With An 18-year-old Bride
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit.
"The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
Liyin.