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Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Jokes/Riddles ; im bored -O-

#1: Give a reason why Hello Kitty dislike talking to Mickey Mouse.

Expected answer
Cats don't like to talk to mice.
Mickey is too black, Kitty looks down on him.


Correct answer
Hello Kitty has no mouth.
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#2: Why is Batman smarter than Superman? (Something to do with the underwear.)


Expected answer
Very nonsensical ones.

Correct answer
They both wear their underwear outside. But Batman wears a mask, so no one can recognise him. ^_^
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#3: What will happen to a banana if its thrown down from the 10th floor?


Expected answer
Banana Split.
Mashed banana.


Correct answer Brinjal, because its blue-black all over. LOL.


Liyin wishing good luck to all (:

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